Mama has candy kisses! Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts. You should've told me. I wasn't being cute. He couldn't make me laugh even if I was laughin' my ass off and he was the one makin' me do it. Peter, you've never done anything creative in your life!
He acquires a falcon, which he names Xerxes and trains to fetch him things.
Peter, it's just a phase. Peter opens up to her, not knowing it is Lois, and goes ahead and has sex with her, still unaware of who she is. You just finished off a years supply of food. That's right I'm going to do it! Yeah, Lois, I see all the sorority girls clamoring for the platain section. How old are you?